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a dutch milkshake is when you are having anal sex with 2 girls and you nut in the one girls butt. after u nut, u pull out and the 2nd girl inserts a straw in her butt and sucks it out. thus making a dutch milkshake.
dude that bitch totally just ate a dutch milkshake.
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The act of farting while wearing a Snuggie, and sticking an arm hole by someone else's face.
I knew I was going to marry my girlfriend when she gave me a Dutch Chimney while we were watching the Red Wings game.
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An unfortunate gastrointestinal reaction to the sudden, excessive consumption of dairy products and/or herring.
I hope the KLM toilets are comfortable, because last night's dinner in Rotterdam gave me Dutch Death.
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During the act of performing a rim job, the recipient delivers a wet fart into the face of the rimmer, bespackelling his/her face with colourful decorations of wet-fart seepage.
Last night, Todd was giving Craig a rim job but Craig surprised him with a Dutch Crunch. "Nice."
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Male on top 69, cover woman's eyes with testicles, "blindfold" her.
Jenna never saw the carrot headed for her ass, in fact she couldn't see a thing, TT had applied such a thorough "dutch blindfold"
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you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.
while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again
man 1: would you like a dutch router?
man 2: no, that's gay.
man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.
man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!
man 1: yay!
man 2: fag...
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When a man tries to push another man's cock out of his ass with a fart and fails to do so.
I tried to push John out of my ass last night when he came. He was stuck in there like a dutch plunger.
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