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Straight edge

If you're straight edge, it means you don't drink, don't smoke, and don't do any non-prescribed drugs.

Why are we straight edge? It's simple. We don't need drugs to get through life or have fun. In fact, it's truly baffling that so many people actually need drugs to enjoy life. Life is what you make it - and if you need to be constantly intoxicated to get through it, that's pretty pathetic when you think about it. In this generation it's now considered cool to get drunk and high all the time, but in reality drugs appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Furthermore, being straight edge means obeying the law. Many drugs are illegal. Why the hell would I want to become a criminal just for some stupid highs? It's not worth it in the slightest. There are so many legal ways to have fun. There's music, movies, TV shows, video games, literature, art, culture and so much more to indulge in. The world has plenty to offer you. Doing drugs can result in addiction/dependence and criminal convictions if you are doing illegal substances. Who wants that?

If you're straight edge, be proud - it might not sound like much to be alcohol-free and drug-free, but many people ultimately fall victim to peer pressure and give in to temptation. Being straight-edge doesn't make you a religiously boring loser. It's cool, healthy, wise and moral. Keep your mind clear and enjoy life. There's a bright and colourful world out there.

Drug-user: Hey man, want to drink/smoke/do drugs?
Straight edge person: Nope, I'm straight-edge and proud of it.

by TT454 April 5, 2015

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kinda bent edge

Straight edge, only with a few slipups here and there. Sometimes abbreviated "KBE"

"Yeah, Tom's straight edge, but he gives in to pressure every once in a while. I guess that makes him kinda bent edge"

by Sidewalks August 6, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Straight edge fighting

sXe fight consists of one edge kid challanging someone to a fight for no fucking reason. Then getting 30 of there friends to jump that kid on his way to the fight with bully-rags and bats. After which they will go after each person that you know and do the same them

Smoker: hey, u got a smoke?
Edge kid: GO FUCK YOURSELF I HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, C'MON BITCH FIGHT ME!!!!! YEAH THATS RIGHT EDGE BITCH... EEEEEDDDDGGGGGEEEEEE FFOOOORRRRRR LLLIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE
smoker: w.e i'm done with straight edge fighting

by SUCKMYBIC 420 November 18, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


teetering on the edge of insanity

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.

Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!

by jamieli February 17, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


snatched my edges

This child was so fierce it took me by quite a surprise she snatched my wig off

Damn sis you snatched my edges!

by Asianoir March 1, 2016

26๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


edge case stasis

When presented with a range of issues, to be disproportionately focused on a trivial outlier to the extent that one is unable to act on or think about anything else.

With everything going on in the world right now, the media's obsession with Dave Chapelle's Netflix special is a prime example of edge case stasis.

by Darko May October 21, 2021


National Edging Day

Every march 2, instead of jacking and finishing, you are edging. Get your girlfriends or boyfriends and participate in this fun activity. Consensually of course. If you last less than 10 edges, you owe ur girlfriend or boyfriend a date.

Its national edging day. My stamina better be ready for this.

by Urbanskimulll March 2, 2022

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