An Eli is the best person in the world to everyone to be lucky enough to know him. Nobody does it better.
Eli you really are the best in the world!
Some short kid that steals your food all the time. Sucks in pvp games like Fortnite and is easy to no-scope
“Bro you’re as good as Eli. You’re ASS”
-teammate
Bros just a wanna be smelly pants i just know (disappointment)
YO you know eli?, Yeah he stinks like poo poo (noun)
A debate coach who often talks about fencing.
Did you here eli, after the next round he has to go practice his fencing
Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.
Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!
Eli; A stupid idiot that nobody cares about or a person who is ugly and bad at everything
You're such an Eli
The best damn husband I've ever had and the only husband probably-. He is very handsome and sexy even though when I tell him he wont believe me-...
But other than that he's quite a flirt and just super cute in general. A real charmer in my opinion he flusters the hell out of me tho- XD.
He's kind and awesome. He'll be there for me and our friends no matter what. He gives good advice on almost anything honestly-. His music taste also rocks!! I also tell him I love him and he knows I do so weather he knows accepts it or not I do love him profoundly and if anything were to happen to him I would be very very sad.
I love you eli <3 :D Your the best human possible
Love u
"Eli is so hot im a SIMP lol XD"