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1. The act of presenting yourself as an enlightened genius by copying posts that you get from others.
2.The act of hiding the jacked-upness of your life through the use of words of wisdom.
Clara is not impressed by Michael's attitude because she knows he is only Facebook deep
When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
When your boyfriend or girlfriend breaks up with you on facebook before telling you in person.
"I found out my boyfriend broke up with me from my friend who saw the change on his profile! I can't believe I got facebook dumped!"
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1. When you stumble upon the page of a person you haven't seen in years and find they've changed in shocking ways you would never expect
2. When you discover that people you know know other people you know without you knowing. Sometimes better than you'd like them to.
3. Generally when you see something surprising or unexpected about or involving people you even vaguely know, and it goes beyond the level of surprise to a state where your reality is totally rocked.
"Remember that really dorky girl everyone made fun of in school? Shes a rich supermodel now."
"Oh god, my current girlfriend and ex girlfriend are friends on facebook. They have loads of pictures together too, I think they're pretty close. She never told me they knew each other!"
"What a facebook mindfuck!"
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Dirty laundry is that stuff that you keep super secret but over time - sometimes decades - 1 or more people find out about.
Facebook laundry is that stuff you keep super secret but five hundred million people find out about 15 seconds after it was shoring up for the slow maturation of being relatively discreet, dirty laundry.
John Cocktoastin: I, John Cocktoastin, have just been caught cheating (for over a year) on my wife of 7 years and my 6 year old daughter with T. Audry Lolitta. I am a lying scumbag who doesn't even care enough to break it off with the woman I'm cheating with and try to make it work. ASS.
P.Aserby: Now this is truly a special moment in the history of Facebook Laundry. Way to leave facebook logged in, John. Oh, and also that cheating thing. Both bad.
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When a person uses their Facebook status to vent their frustrations. This is similar to a therapy session with a Psychiatrist.
Ex. Nicole: I can’t believe he slept with my cousin!
Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.
^Facebook Therapy
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The networking power of Facebook and related Internet social networking institutes that facilitates revolutions in the mid-east nations and elsewhere.
What enabled the revolution in Egypt?
Blame it on the Facebook Factor!
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