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When you wank, fap or materbate purely and simply because it's the only way you'll fall asleep
Bob: "hey man you ready for your exam?"
Larry:" sure thing man had a Power fap last night before bed so I got pleanty of shut eye!"
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A picture or video that is so hot, no amount of your cum can escape it.
This girl's nudes are a fap hole.
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Rubbin' one out while pinching a loaf. Chokin' the chicken while releasing the brown shark.
I was so bored while taking a shit, I actually jerked off! Skat Fap FTW!
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A take on "holy crap." But in this case, more to do with self-masturbation. Used when someone does or says a complete lie or exaggeration to make self better than he/she seems.
Joe: I have a weekend job.
Jim: Oh yea? I volunteer at the shelter. What do you do?
Joe: *thinking hard on his feet, makes something up* I'm a burlesque dancer named Emerald Princess. I do all this for charity, of course.
Jim: ... Crap Fap.
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Masturbating right after lifting weights
Yeah i had a right Power-fap last night
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What people say after they’ve jerked off to some really weird shit, usually caused by a animal mating video or a furry video
Me: (watches video of gorillas having sex) not my proudest fap
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When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick
Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch
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