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Jersey Farmer

A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.

A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.

Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”

by Wine Unenthusiast March 31, 2022


hate farmer

Someone who posts intentionally inflammatory rhetoric knowing it will be quote retweeted condemning the post in order to push their page & gain followers who do share similar viewpoints and/or get viral posts. (A type of troll who uses hate to get views on a social media platform)

Don't RT that. They're clearly a hate farmer.

by Sidleup72 May 27, 2022


farmer cox

a nice big man with a loose bum hole and a big cox if you get what i mean ;)

Suzi: im going to see farmer cox later, wanna come along bob?

Bobbart: hell yeAH

by Fermer Average C0x October 3, 2017


Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

by ChsBruce March 19, 2018


Chocolate Farmer

Someone who eats a LOT of arse

He's so full of shit he must have been eating it. What a chocolate farmer

by Thomas T Titwank May 4, 2017


clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage June 4, 2011


What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021