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free oldies

online collection of porn containing only OAPs, for lost little teenagers and the unemployed. is apparently a forum based on old computer games, but that's just a very pathetic alibi.

jimbob: hey, my 56K on AOL is working again, let's go in my house and look at some free oldies.
dave: no, i'm not a sick fuck.

by The Real Thrax June 23, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Free Healthcare

Something only Europeans can afford

American Friend:I think I twisted my ankle.
Me: Thank god I live in Europe and I can just go to hospital and get free healthcare.
AF: Damn I wish that was in USA

by patykij December 15, 2020

17๐Ÿ‘ 198๐Ÿ‘Ž


free-dumb

The freedom to made dumb things a reality
Any person that spends time making hate groups on face book.

Higino:"Guess buddy got out again"
Danny : yeah, "but he has the free-dumb to make it back"
Q:"You see the hate group on face book that slags people" ?
A: you know at least we live in a county that give people the free-dumb to do that"

by motley1 February 25, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


frees

the things you don't pay for that generally carry fees for other customers or with other businesses.

Salesperson- 'how may I help you today?'
SaleSaver- 'I want to order your cable service. What are the hidden fees, and what are my frees?'

by MikeChicago August 10, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Free Keene

Free Keene is the name of a group of free staters (or at least people who describe themselves as libertarians, voluntaryists, and "anarcho"-capitalists) who live in Keene NH and participate in libertarian-oriented activities in the town. These activities include smoking weed in the town common, standing in front of police cars, walking naked in public, illegally parking their cars, refusing to pay taxes, standing outside the local high and middle schools screaming, "School sucks!" in an attempt to persuade students to drop out of school, drinking beer in court, and participating in the black market/"agorism" as attempts to either remove "victimless crime" laws or for the sole purpose to defy the laws.

According to a February 2011 report on WMUR-TV, Free Keene's civil disobedience tactics are mostly hated by Keene residents, who deem them as offensive. The report also informed viewers that each keeniac stay in jail costs the town $100 per day in taxes.

Last time I was in Keene I saw members of Free Keene holding a nudie sit-in to protest state obscenity laws.

by 603explorer July 11, 2011

36๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Free the Beast

When an unexpected, yet urgent need to take a dump arises and you must immediately drop everything you are doing to free the beast that wants to come out. Seeking the nearest toilet becomes priority, so much so, that you'd step on your own mother if she was in the way.

Dude, I know I'm late for that meeting but I have no time to worry, I'm poking cotton! Where's the nearest bathroom cuz I gotta Free the Beast!

by El Perro Sucio May 20, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Free Pussy

An easy girl. Will sleep with about anyone.

Sadie has slept with Daniel, Lashawn, Blake, and some guy she met on Facebook. She's free pussy.

by Makeup Lover Not Mainstream July 2, 2017

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