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everyday of the year if you're smart enough
God, those stupid so-called Black Friday deals are available everyday. Whats up with ppl who can't take a look outside retail mall stores? Who wait on huge lines for literally days when you can get the same deals online?
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At a school with a block schedule the first Friday of the week is Thursday, because it is the last day that you do those classes for the week. The Friday after that, or Second Friday, is the normal Friday of the week. If Friday is a day off then Wednesday becomes First Friday, Thursday becomes Second Friday and Friday either stays Friday or becomes Third Friday.
Happy First Friday!
Man, I'm so glad it's First Friday. That means I don't have math class until Monday!
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Black Friday but it's held in Africa.
If white countries celebrate Black Friday, then black countries should celebrate White Friday.
Guy 1: Today is White Friday!
Guy 2: You mean Black Friday?
Guy 1: No nibba, we're in Africa that's what it is called.
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Commonly mistaken as Thursday, "Friday Eve" is much shorter than a regular work day, actually occuring during work hours on Friday. It's not until one's work for the day is done, that Friday truly begins.
"Happy Friday Eve! I can't wait until work is over so I can enjoy the start of my Friday."
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The feeling you get when you’re 30 minutes away from leaving your cube jungle on a Friday. The buzz is still slightly rolling from your shooters at lunch, and Stacy from cube 4D mentioned happy hour. The music pumping through your headphones is from the same day drink playlist you used in college.
I was looking over an expense report late on a Friday afternoon, when Levels by Avicii came on my shuffle. To look busy, I begin clicking aimlessly to the beat, and experience the perfect Friday Vibes. Beers are the only expense on my mind.
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The night you will most likely die.
Girl 1: Ok time to die!
Girl 2: Wait what!!!!
Girl 1: It’s Friday the 13th.
Girl 2: Oh yeah
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Unpaid Friday off for state employees in an attempt to balance budgets.
John got all crunk on Thursday night because he was having a furlough Friday weekend.
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