German Parkour

First, to give context

French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.

Then,

German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!

Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!

Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.

Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*

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German waffle

When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.

“ german waffle me Reichsführer “

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Speak german

To be into act of scat play involving a mouth full of feces or other general scat play.

German for the reason that most scat porn used to come from Germany. Still seen as that country it is most popular with massive scat parties held many often.

When I'm horny, I like to speak German

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low german

The gay version of German

person 1-Hey Paul just came out of the closet

person 2- Oh i didnt know he spoke low german!

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Dirty German

When a blond girl doesnt shave her armpits and they stink.

"Holy crap dude Jamie has a Dirty German"

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german pillow

when someone takes a shit on a pillow, then you have to put your face in it and get anal at the same time.

hey lets go down to the lake and perform a german pillow

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german piano

Noun: The term "German Piano" refers to the act of playing a piano by jumping around with a boner, and using it to press down the piano keys.

Last night I got buck-ass naked and played twinkle had a little star on the German Piano.

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