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The result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement with no fecal matter left on the toilet paper, a ghost wipe. Additionally there is no feces in the porcelain white bottom of the toilet. The feces has surpassed the water lock leaving absolutly nothing behind. Except you wondering if you ever moved your bowels at all. A phenomenon when occurring often results in celebration among friends and relatives.
Honey how long where I in there? I could have sworn I took a dump.
About ten minutes.
Then pop the champagne I just did a full ghost!
Ghost Anal happens when you are fucked in the ass by a huge dick and it leaves you feeling like you still have the huge dick still in your ass, even though the guy left about an hour ago.
Woman A: It still feels like i'm being fucked in my ass.
Woman B: Do you have a good case of ghost anal?
Woman A: No, I have a job meeting in 30 and I feel like my shit is going to fall out.
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To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.
Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.
You give him some ghost slappies.
He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
A ghost that sucks everyone’s cock without them knowing.
Jess’s hoe ghost tendencies arose when she sucked Ryan’s dick at the Christmas party when he was wasted.
"Simpin over someone that you dont talk to or know you exist."
Cecilia: okay but like why is he so hot??
Nolee: why you out here ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you.
When someone is liking your picture or watching your story but will not answer the phone or your text messages
Girl “he just liked my picture but I called him 5 minutes ago and he didn’t respond”
Other girl “I think he is soft ghosting you”
When you are so used to having a spliff in your hand that you feel like your holding one even when your not. Much like a ghost limb after an amputation.
Stoner 1"'ere do you want a hit on this spliff ting?"
Stoner 2"Mate, you've got ghost spliff again there's no spliff in your hand"
Stoner 1 "Ahhhh shit"