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Mari.
Saiko has literally the perfect girlfriend
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Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.
Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.
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The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.
Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!
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I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!
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A Girlfriend Catcher, is someone who does NOT have sucess with the ladies. Typically, they have never dated a girl ever, and never even flirt. Can also be known as being green. Not to be confused with being homosexual.
Sarcastically: "Oh Well, You're Quite The Girlfriend Catcher, arn't you?"
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"Hey joe have you met my girlfriend?"
"No, kill yourself tony."
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Someone, that most of us guys don't have
Girlfriend, what most guys won't have.
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1. a female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a someones ideal of a committed, romantic companion
2. the precursor to a keeper
Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.
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