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When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.
John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!
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A golden statue of Donald Trump worshiped at CPAC 2021, which somehow managed to be even uglier than he is.
Nothing more perfectly sums up the Republican Party than them wheeling in the Golden Crook and worshiping at its alter.
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Receiving a rimjom while uriniting.
She wouldnt give me a blumkin, but she did do a golden rimkin.
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Well of course the president likes golden showers—he’s rich!
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1. A single woman that is drop dead gorgeous.
She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
Dude, did you see that golden unicorn at the party last night?
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The golden pussy is a women's vagina that is valuable and is not easily attained. She is beautiful inside and out, values herself and therefore men need to work for it. Possibly after the 10th date she will give it up if a man makes it to that many.
A lot of men are after her golden pussy, but few will get it.
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The date when she finally lets you visit her punany.
Usually around the third date, if she still doesn't let you - dump her.
We finally got to the golden date, and now she can hardly walk...
Third date but not golden, I think i'm gonna dump the biach...
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