crunch on him

when you have a little fling going for someone

haley: who's that?

lauren: oh thays carson i have a crunch on him

I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.

"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."

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give him a tug

I just heard someone on a British TV say this

It was Rob who decided to pull over and give him a tug

Fake Him

that one guy who swears he’s him but he really isn’t

Isaiah the most fake him of all time , he rides the bench

Muck her/him out

A new welsh phrase for arse to mouth

I always muck her/him out!

I proper mucked her out last night

The original Him

Kiman to the muh fucking I
Kimani is the original him

HE IS HIM

Person 1: Damn that nigga jaylen really tryna be him
Person 2: he acting like he the original him every knows Kimani is the original him.

Imma put him to sleep

You beat the absolute fucking shit out of something.

AYY BRO
What bro?
Imma put him to sleep.
Jordan?
Yeah!