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Happy Monkey is any moment that you feel the burdens lifted, that you feel a lightening of the mood, that you feel puckish and prankish and like kicking your heels.
The Creation Museum has fallen into bankruptcy; Happy Monkey, everyone!
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A slang term used for the clitoris.
I found her happy button, and proceeded to lick it.
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When you approach the female for anal, she turns around looks at you and eagerly nods her head up and down like flipper while emitting a shrill eh-huh, eh-huh pleased noise
I took this girl home last night and gave her the ol happy dolphin.
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A person who doesnt wear much black, but listens to screamo and other emo genres. And cuts themselves ONLY when they get depressed. Although they are not always depressed.
Emo: i hate life.
Happy emo: i hate life. hey look a pretty flower.
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A state of pure bliss, so intense that rational thought is impossible. Usually characterized by inarticulate vocalizing, unfocused eyes and, occasionally, drooling. Most commonly occurs during orgasm.
After finding a long-forgotten pack of Charms in his helmet, Benny was tard happy.
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A growing craze mostly popular with groups of chavs, especially in the London area, where they single out a complete stranger and smack them on the head, usually whilst recording it on a video phone, then do a runner.
The victim is almost always totally unaware, and they use it to their advantage so the vicim doesn't have a chance to grab the slapper and beat the living shit out of them.
Happy slappers are more evidence that humanity is either doomed or splitting.
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