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A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.
Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.
When playing pictionary, Jess drew a smiley face and high heels. Leah guessed, "Hooker heels?" while I asked, "Happy hooker heels?". Now they have become an inside joke within our group of friends. We gotta have our hooker heels!
Jen wears Happy Hooker Heels. Yeah baby! ;D
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Having a gangbang with 15 hookers while being covered in peanut butter
Lawrence: Is it bad to like having 15 Hookers and Peanut Butter
Adam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang
this is a women who volunteers at a library and seems to be hitting on little children and pissing them off for not returning books.... other known as "slut"
god dammit that bitch in the library is such a russian hooker spy!
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a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.
Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?
Man 2: yeah....
Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!
Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
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The prostitute that dwells along Dort Hwy. This is a legend make-believe prostitute used to represent all of the shady, shifty, succubus-like prostitutes that ravage Dort Hwy. These hookers will do strange things to get your attention, and can usually to easily persuaded into the "4 dollar trick". (Telling them you have 4 dollars and you know they will do it cuz they want your damn 4 dollars!)
Jimmie: I'm goin' to the Vu tonight!
Josh: Watch the fuck out for the Dort Hwy Hooker Witch.
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the name of a porno and used as describing a girl or boy who is a dirty pirate hooker. The word ooriginated in 6th grade during one of the schools field trips. (see betsy johnson)
dayum kirby is a dirty ass pirate hooker,
wat the hell that dirty pirate hooker gave me aids,
dude i just banged some dirty pirate hooker named kirby
dude drew just banged that dirty pirate hooker named kirby
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