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The phrase “Am I Speaking Chinese?” Is a metaphor people use when they don’t think the other person understands something one has said/explained.
Do you understand or am I speaking Chinese?
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Common phrase said when cut off and forced to awkwardly walk behind your friends rather than adjacent to them
*walking behind friends*
What am I, a sheepdog?
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An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.
Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!
Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?
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yes yes u are
"am i a piece of shit"
"yes"
-mom
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me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl
me listening to my friends hype me for the streets knowing i am a luver girl
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You're on the Urban Dictionary, you fucking idiot.
But you already knew that. You only wanted to see if some sarcastic asshole made this page. Never ask "where the hell am I" again!
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the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?
she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?