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the action of sticking your fingers up someones butt as a joke and saying cowboy dan
He cowboy danned me 9 times last night.
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A man shoots another man and then steals his wife giving him mega blue balls!
Alach~ben moustafa bin-haskachoo~lechman Bin hooter gave tommy a pakistanian cowboy.
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A progressive death metal/screamo band from arizona. Their music contains intense shreding, violent horrific lyrics, and screamo that is uncomparable to any other screamo, cuz its just too beast.
A true n00b could never handle the sound produced by Job for a Cowboy.
If you're a fan of rap music or pop rock, and you're in the 30 mile proximity radius of Job for a Cowboy...run your ass back to your house, hide in your closet, and hang yourself, and while you hang there dying, slit your wrists til you bleed dry, speeding up the process of your death, redeeming for the fact that you're unworthy of existing in the presence of Job for a Cowboy...even tho they might be 30 miles away.
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The "Rhinestone Cowboy" is a fairly dangerous sexual act. Just prior to anal sex (preferably a with a man), the 'cowboy' will attach rhinestones to his dick (with some sort of skin-safe adhesive). Some of the rhinestones may dislodge during coitus, this is perfectly normal and will give the recipient the moniker "Rhinestone Cowgirl".
I got Rhinestone Cowboy'd by my boyfriend last night, I think there's still a few in there.
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boys, if you wanna attract girls like me (which you probably don't), you should try wearing cowboy boots. yes, you heard me. COWBOY BOOTS. maybe its just me, but it's INSANELY hot if you wear them. and im not talking temperature wise.
feel free to take this advice :D
me: yesterday in class i saw this dude wearing cowboy boots and i CANNOT stop thinking about him ksuhgfkribauhl
friend: jeez is it really that great?
me: y e s
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Does not tote a gun ,stick,knife or anything that can hurt or mame anyone or anything!
lavender cowboys make the best mates,feminine,kind and terrific at keeping everything clean and tidyand can build you the occasional barn or something!
"The smell in this cowshed is beautiful",She said in a hushed supprised voice,"That will be the lavender cowboy over there,see him, he is milking that cow and polishing those windows at the same time!"
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Brian B. - A person who lives by and loves the sea. Instead of riding horses, you ride waves. You hunt in the water, or in a kelp forest. These people might live in Ventura aka Ventucky or Ojai Ca.
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