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In a mood with a person or situation
I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now
A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.
My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!
When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate
Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit
Aka. P.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have pets
Jenise is romantically attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they have pets. She has a pet irrelevant romantic preference.
One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.
I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!