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A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with big trucks. This is false.
I found a video of my mom sucking poop out of a dead cow's ass on teh internets. It gave me a chubby.
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A controversial type of event in which dramatics and stresses takes place on the Internet, usually a social media such as Facebook and Twitter and even messaging apps like Discord, that would never happen in real-life or real person-to-person interaction.
This controversial type of event can lead to worsening mental health and stress.
"I had involved on the worst internet drama that happened in mid-2017 in which took place on Facebook, YouTube and Fandom wikis. This made me to smash my Macintosh keyboard in which is a huge waste of money." - The creator of this definition
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inflammation caused through excesssive use of the internet. symptoms include dry, swollen eyes, retinal burning (images of web pages persist in vision even when eyes are closed). Disconnection from reality. Dreams of web searching. Cure= get outside with people, shop (brick & mortar style), sports, clubs, etc.
after playing 19 hours of online tetris you get up to microwave hot pockets in the kitchen & your brain continues to analyze and redistribute shapes and images such as floor tiles, cabinetry, or inanimate objects that may or may not even be there. Aka internetitis. "itis" indicates swelling such as tendonitis (swelling that occurs in thumbs, wrist, and elbows from excessive joystick handling. Encephalitis is brain swelling from too much info. see Elephantitis, Vaginitis, Retinitis, Appendicitis, otitis, tinnitis
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Contarary to popular believe, it's not like a big truck you can just dump stuff on. It's more like a series of tubes.
The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chan and MySpace to spread it's horrors.
If you try your best, you can win some internets by doing the following:
* become an hero.
* make fun of furries.
* buy a lot of internets from An ISP.
* post funnies
(btw, The Internet is serious business)
Jhonny: I got teh internets today!
Peter: I hope that the devil is happy with your SOUL!
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That guy who clearly spends too much time on the forums. His posts are generally characterized by a snooty tone, good grammar, and overuse of "..." and "-_-". The Internet Hero is often targeted by hoards of trolls but never realizes it, concluding that his spectacular intelligence makes everyone else a heathen.
Whenever an Internet Hero realizes he has lost, he'll often resort to cop-outs to cover for his stupidity: "U mad bro", "Cool story, bro", "Lol, whatever", etc.
Internet Hero: *Long-winded, arrogant post*
Heathen: But that doesn't make any sense.
Internet Hero: Just because you're too much of an idiot to understand my logic doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
Everyone Else on the Forum: It doesn't make sense.
Interent Hero: Lol, whatever...why are there so many idiots on this forum? -_-
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Me:"Hey Sam, we're internet explorers."
Sam:"Dear god"
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Two or more grown-ass adults squabbling like immature babies over an extremely trivial and/or ridiculous issue that nobody gave a rat's arse about in the first place, with no gain in any case aside from turning a lot of people against you just because you can.
Oh, would you two quit with this stupid internet drama!? Seriously, you're both acting like toddlers arguing over a pack of animal crackers; grow up and act like fuckin' adults!
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