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while fucking a girl from behind, perform a double fisted smash into the small of her back.
"I gave Leah the ol' Irish Hammer last night, and that bitch went nuts!"
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Some of the purest shit you will ever smoke. This is the craziest dank around. HQ shit
I smoked some irish cream with my bros, it was chill.
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One of the best liquors on the market for the money. It has the smoothness of Jack Daniels, the floral palate to match good scotches, and a great honey taste that is better than most liqueuers. On top of all of this, its still a mid price range whiskey. Dollar for dollar, one of the best alcoholic purchases a person can make.
Person 1: Hey, what should we drink tonight?
Person 2: How about some Jameson Irish Whiskey?
Person 1: Hell yeah!
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When you and your girlfriend are having sex, and a midget in a leprechaun costume joins in and begins fisting your girlfriend in the ass with his left hand.
"My girlfriend totally enjoyed that Irish lefty."
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When a dude Creampies in a chick, kindly offers to get her a towel, then skips out the front door without saying Goodbye.
Girl 1"We had this amazing sex! Then he told me he was gonna get me a wipe rag. But he never came back."
Girl 2: "Sounds like a classic Irish Creampie."
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To be showered with piss and cash money at the same time; a golden shower whilst making it rain on the person simultaneously.
Dude, richard got an Irish shower last night; he made $300 and cured his jellyfish sting all at the same time!
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When you talk about doing CrossFit a dozen times, drink too much, and skip it the next morning.
Terry keeps inviting me to CrossFit tomorrow, wanna come.
Nah, he will end up doing an Irish CrossFit.
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