iron man

a smart avenger who dies in the movie endgame and uses the gauntlet to kill thanos.

"and I'm Iron Man."

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Iron Fist

The act of taking ones hand and clenching it into a tight fist with the properties of iron at which point it is then thrusted into the rectum of a unsuspecting target, causing irepairable anal damage and an odd, humiliating sexual pleasure.

"My bitch likes it hot, Iron Fist style."
"...dude your fucked up."

"You ready to be fisted?"
"Yes but no lube."
"...kinky."

"Anyone like Tekken?"
"You sick fuck!"

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waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.

Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!

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Slanging that iron

Having a big dick

“I’m slanging that iron” “Dick never been small”

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Nine iron

a derogatory word for any oriental because they all look like they have been hit in the face with a nineiron

That nineiron over there is almost hot.

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Iron Groundhog

when a dude uses a magnet to pull a metal probe out of a lady's poop shoot or coochie after insertion.

Jordan Shafapay loves to give out the Iron Groundhog to Chase Smith's mother

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Iron mask

When three gentlemen splay their manhoods on a persons face to form the shape of an iron mask. One penis must lay from the forehead covering the nose. The other two penises should lie on the face underneath the eyes touching the first penis. Balls should be positioned on the forehead and both ears respectively. Best performed while someone is sleeping.

Kate passed out on the sofa so we gave her an iron mask

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