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When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)
dude i totally got christmas treed last night.
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too knock on peoples doors, masturbate than run
i played some christmas carols last
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The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.
Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"
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Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.
Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.
Dex: Huh?
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A few times a year you can throw away anything at all and the garbagemen have to pick it up. (Televisions, ladders, mattresses, etc.) Portuguese Christmas refers to the time of year where people who dig around in the garbage look for "treasure".
I found a broken television and a box of screwdrivers for Portuguese Christmas.
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Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.
Guy: Dude, what was up with that chick driving the Esclade, she almost hit you.
Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.
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When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.
Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story
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