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An intentional act performed by a selfish individual who wants you to feel sorry for him because you have become upset by the action.
“Hey did he pay you back”
“Nah this fool got upset and said you know times are hard”
Fucking ‘Jacob move’ bro
A self centered hypocritical male. Usually tall and makes fun of those who are shorter. Most Jacob balls are at least somewhat tan
Stop being such a Jacob ball
your acting like a Jacob ball
This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
During a board game, a player, who has played the game more than once, cannot change their decision for a more advantageous one, once they have finished their turn. A turn that is over, is over!!!
Player 1's turn ends... During player 2's turn, player 1 says... " NO WAIT... I did not mean to do that." Player two says, "Jacob's Law"
tends to be a manwhore but is someone that you cannot stay mad at. what he lacks in a relationship, he makes up for in friendship. many people believe he may secretly be a rodeo clown. Some people even go as far as to think that he is a clown due to his brightly colored clothing. he is also associated with several groups such as the bermuda trriangle, super smashed bros and the family
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two amazing people that the world revolves around and should be together :)
Oh, that couple is so close. They must be Jacob and Natalie.
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