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(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.
I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.
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A brain-dead and illiterate dunce, who gains views and subs from his Disnep fans by acting in a disorderly, immature and stupid fashion.
Child: "Jake Paul is so lit." Jake Paul: "I got some new merch, and its selling like a God Church."
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Completely retarded piece of shit you will ever see on the internet, and if you're really unlucky you will see this retarded shit in real life
Jake Paul please quit trying to rap
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Jake is a yellow talking dog that has stretchy powers that allow him to morph into many shapes and sizes. Jake lives with his best friend Finn in a treehouse located in the grasslands of Ooo. Jake's girlfriend is Lady Rainicorn.
Person 1: Ever seen Adventure Time?
Person 2: Yes I have! Jake the Dog is my favorite character!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because he's voiced by John DiMaggio and he's just so dang funny!
Person 1: Valid points my friend.
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Well, Jake Paul is an extremely retarded, selfish faggot.
Starr: ew, do you know Jake Paul?
Ben: yeah, I do. Jesus, he's a fucking loser.
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Another name for a retarded person.
Hit my head off the cement and now I'm a Jake pauler who needs to have his diaper changed every hour.
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the best thing to be discovered for about the past 15 years with a sound that could be compared to such kick ass artists like donovan, stones or bob dylan, simon and garfunkel etc. he is magical. and hes damn fine. so there's that. he's the whole package and if you're smart you'll keep your eye on him cause he's gonna be huge in a short matter of time.
"hey do you listen to jake bugg?"
"no"
"what are you living for"
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