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Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.
John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....
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The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.
Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."
A wide assortment of pants worn by middle schoolers oddly colored neon blue, red, pink, white, etc.
Foreskin: Did you see those brightly colored jeans?
Meatus: Yeah they're really dumb because no one person even thought of wearing them. They are only worn by people who want to fit in with the cool kids.
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A pair of jeans firing specially for lesbians.
Rhonda: Come on babe, we gotta get to the mall by 3:00 or the lesbian jeans will be full price
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1- (noun); food industry vernacular. term used to describe the practice of hiking one's jeans up beyond acceptable limits.
2 - (adj); slang. colorful description (usually on fridays) for food service cashiers
" did you see the high jeans on her today?"
" what about that crazy high jeans cashier?"
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An unusually tight pair of jeans that the wearer, also usually a hipster in denial, insists are not "skinny jeans" but are definitely tight enough to outline his entire package.
Dude these aren't skinny jeans they're Danny jeans.
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