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When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.
Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen
The Jersey throw is when a Jersey man throws his cum at a opposing Jersey man for dominance
He who will love lady will be beaten by The Jersey throw
literally the best person in the world. go fuck yourself if you think otherwise.
“wow! jersey andrews is the best person in the world! she is so much better than anyone in the world. she litterally solos goku & eren yeagar!”
A penis with a skinny shaft and tiny balls
That man is so annoying, I bet he has a Jersey Penis!
Tattoos that begin below the elbows and extend down onto the hands. A quick, cheap way to make everyone think you're covered in tattoos.
I thought that guy was all tatted up until I saw him in the locker room, they were just Jersey sleeves.
Instead of peppermints, the bar has a bowl of Jersey mints to encourage responsible porking.
Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.
New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.
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