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A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...
Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...
Have the first ten people drink the punch...
Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...
By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...
Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...
When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party
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A small dicked bastard that has to forcefully show wemon his dick because no one wants to see it... Also he is a pervert
Hey look it's Jim Bob watch out
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a small, uncircumcized penis.
Man, that French dude's Speedo is way too tight. I can clearly see his earthworm jim.
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When you fart while a very pretty girl is sucking your penis.
Melania Trump was giving me a terrific BJ. During the BJ i farted. She stopped and said "that was sooooo gross Jimmy, you are such A Dirty Jim Dog.
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An elaborate sexual maneuver that involves the following steps:
Step 1: fill your toilet bowl with gasoline or another highly flammable liquid
Step 2: convince a girl to give you a blumpkin
Step 3: eat everything off of the Taco Bell Big Bell Value Menu
Step 4: receive the blumpkin, and let loose your explosive diarrhea
Step 5: allow the mix of shit and gasoline splash up onto the girl's chin, creating a Jim Rome style goatee
Step 6: take out a lighter, and light the girl's chin on fire, thus creating the "Jim Rome is Burning"
That bitch sassed me one too many times, so I got some taco bell and a lighter and gave her a Jim Rome is Burning.
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A sex position in which you grab the girl from behind by her tits, then you give her the bowling ball grip with your toes (because Raptors have big toes), you then procede to scratching her tits like a raptor until there good and bloody (so they can be infected). You then moan a raptor screech while flipping her over andskeeting/ cumming the x box logo between her tits.
Collin, Dickum and I took turns giving Angel Raptor Jim Jobs
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(UK definition)
A person who can't play another role than himself.
If every actors were like Jim Parsons, the Oscars would be called the Big Brother Awards.
Abbrev. : JP, e.g., to be a JP, to act like a JP.
Antonym : Brad Pitt, a person who can run, who can field, who can throw, who can hit and who can hit with power.
Director : "It's your turn, let me see what you got"
Actor : "hum, hum... to BE or not to BE !!!"
Director : "Well, you're a big fat JP ! I guess your role will be the doorknob..."
Actor : "That's not fair, I'm not a Jim Parsons!"
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