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Another word for an asshole or dick
Caty is such a jizz wizard when she is a bitch to me.
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1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.
1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.
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someone who has had a serious abstinence problem for a couple of months and gone on an all out jizz binge to replenish themselves full of protein.
"did you hear that Amy went to the doctors today? she collapsed!"
"No what did the doctor tell her?"
"To go on a jizz binge, apparently she was lacking her normal dosage of protein."
"teaches her for being a dirty holdout"
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When a man finishes fucking a person in the ass and leaves a load of jizz and lube in the ass crack, then the person taking the pounding lets loose a bubbley fart causing the liquid concotion to have a jacuzzi effect
"I was looking down at the jizz and lube mess after popping my load, when all of a sudden she let loose a huge ass quief making her ass crack into a Jizz Jacuzzi. My Cock said to me, let's go in for a dip"
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A cool, refreshing treat made from the semen of dozens of strapping young lads.
Luvnuts: I sure does love me a jizz slurpee
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A human who has been ejaculated upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. Once the semen has been removed that person is no longer a jizz mop.
After John blew a load in Sally's face she became the hottest jizz mop around.
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No particular meaning, usually said just to gain attention of others or to shock a neighbor while going for a run. Also said in the middle of English class to add some pizazz. Wanna never get laid? then use this word every possible situation that needs an awkward silence.
Teacher: today class we have an assortment of essay prompts and assignments to get through to prepare us for the AP exam.
George: Is there particular ways we can prepare exponentially through working in literature? LOLZASDFGHJKL >(n_n)>
Teacher: Shut up George you're a Faggot.
Tom: Jizz cookie.
---10min silence---
Jessica: Tom id rather be a lesbian than have sex with you.
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