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One whose lips are adorned by the smegma and ballstick of a jock.
"Hey Jockey Lips! Shut your cocksucker, you jockey lipped whore!"
Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.
A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.
When your wrap your legs around a women's waist from behind her, lick up her neck, and slowly shove your tongue down her ear, whilst riding her like a jockey from left for dead 2
"nah dude, don't talk to that bitch, I heard she let a dude 'jockey' her and record it bro"
"Did you end up smashing that girl last night"
"Yeah bro I was jockeying the fuck out that bitch"
Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?
Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.
2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.
1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"
2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."
1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult
4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks
Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!
-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey
That one person who spits everywhere for no reason at all
Oh my gawd Jon is such a spit jockey