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She’s a badass and super fit. I don’t even know why she’s still single. Plus her name was stolen by that girl on that shitty Netflix show.
The last phone guy up for hire in DSAF he also appears in dialtown. He is very anxious with social situations and life in general and was an alcoholic in his past life. His catchphrase is saying “hello” three times and is now the manager of Dialtown Mechanics while living with Harry Fitzgerald and Jake Wilson.
Peter Kennedy: Yeahh Roger Jones’ my boss now.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.
If you meet a person whose first initial is D and their last name is Jones, don't get inside of them or something amazing will happen.
"If your first initial was D and your last name was Jones, if I ever got inside you, then I would be in D Jones (Indy Jones)!"
Massive fanny magnet, can pull any bird he wants, had a massive knob, and can make any girl cum in 5 mins that is a fact
All round top guy! Total good cunt
Oi Mackenzie Jones, come here you good cunt.
lucy jones is that one girl that everyone wants to be because she is so cool and has the fattest, juiciest most voluptuous ass ever. she’s so pretty and funny and kind and smart and cool. if you know someone called lucy jones and don’t like her you’re just jealous of how nice she is and how everyone loves her.
look it’s lucy jones she’s so cool i wish i was her, she inspires me to get up in the morning, she’s such an amazing person.