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Jose Lemus

Jose Lemus is a person (most of the time Mexican) who has the power to knock someone out with a one blow, he's pretty much a psychopath and knows a lot of things the average human does not which can be creepy at times. He also has a big dick and is able to satisfy a girl to the point where she cant walk for a week so take care of your girl if he is around, but don't worry he only fucks bitches when he's in the right mood so don't worry about it too much. People also tend to hate on him because he has most things that some people might not have such as hoe's and style. Also never piss him off too much he will hunt you down and will literally murder you.

Damn look daddy Jose Lemus is finna go fuck on that bitch.

by Roxxete Rodriguez December 17, 2021


Hoppen' Jose

The extreme version of a dirty sanchez

Dude, you havent shaved in weeks! You got a hoppen' Jose

by cjkrazy December 12, 2010


Jose Baden

Jose Baden is a character from the hit game Identity V. He is the hottest survivor. Nobody can change my mind.

Edgar Valden: I want you Jose Baden
Jose Baden: Ok

by edjose February 8, 2024


jose abarca

A guy with a large penis but an even bigger heart

Damn that jose abarca

by uvuvwevwevwe 69 July 5, 2017


Juan jose robayo

A person who always wants to improve himself and fulfill his dreams, the best friend you could ask for, will always give you a hand in difficult times and support you in your achievements, be careful if you fall in love with him because you will only receive love, hugs, songs that lull you and many other beautiful things.

“Search for one Juan Jose Robayo, you know you need it!”

Juan José Robayo + You = Your Soulmate!

Juan Jose Robayo, Person who loves music and his loved ones.

by El universo December 17, 2021


jose breton

Best magician of all time expert in fire magic and loves to play hide and seek with their children

Jose breton is better than copperfield

by Llon January 9, 2017


Jose Rampage

a series of acts of civil disturbance, property damage, harassment, fighting vandalism and theft that occur while blacked out from drinking Jose Cuervo.

Passerby - Shit, that's the guy that was kicking side view mirrors off cars and then beat up that kid that tried to stop him.

Jose Rampager - So I've been told. If the po-lice ask I didn't do it but apparently I was on a Jose Rampage last night. Don't judge.

by Tyrannoryan May 20, 2009