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When, on valentine's day, you're fucking your girlfriend's best friend directly above your girlfriend's face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-cum all over your girlfriend's face. She'll love it. Be sure to get some in her eyes.
My boyfriend gave me a Kentucky Valentine yesterday. It was amazing, he's so romantic!
When you take your baby out (in public-usually to Walmart) in a diaper only.
Gus spit up on his shirt and I didn't have a change of clothes....So he's here at the wedding reception in his kentucky outfit.
A Kentucky Sandstorm occurs when a blowjob is given while the blower's mouth is full of sand.
Dude, she totally gave me the Kentucky Sandstorm last night.
what dumb hicks call "marijuana"
"Hey Cletus, growin any kentucky blue on the farm this year?"
When a man rubs KFC hot wings on his genitals and then proceeds to stuff his flaccid pens into his partners mouth so as to poke her cheek.
Gave my girlfriend a Kentucky sidewinder last night - she didn't know whether to recoil in horror or keep eating
An old wooden barn that is in very poor condition. These buildings often have roofs caving in holes and boards missing from the walls. The building has no value to the property owner, but would have removal costs to the owner so they let it remain.
To get to Jake's, go down Highway 127 past the Kentucky monument on the left and turn right after the next double wide.
The act of powering a piece of equipment off and on again in a blind attempt to correct a problem without troubleshooting first. This generally corrects the problem 80 percent of the time, spiking up to 99 percent if the faulty equipment happens to be a computer.
Steve pulled the old Kentucky Reset on the printer and sure enough, the red light turned off and it started printing!