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After performing oral sex you spray the contents of your mouth up in the air onto the recipient's midsection.
After Ed drank too much jesus juice he performed a kentucky knob on each of his roommates then he sat up and Kentucky Rained on Bartz and Rich's dog
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When, on valentine's day, you're fucking your girlfriend's best friend directly above your girlfriend's face and after a brief period of time, wordlessly pull out and surprise-cum all over your girlfriend's face. She'll love it. Be sure to get some in her eyes.
My boyfriend gave me a Kentucky Valentine yesterday. It was amazing, he's so romantic!
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A Kentucky Sandstorm occurs when a blowjob is given while the blower's mouth is full of sand.
Dude, she totally gave me the Kentucky Sandstorm last night.
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what dumb hicks call "marijuana"
"Hey Cletus, growin any kentucky blue on the farm this year?"
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An old wooden barn that is in very poor condition. These buildings often have roofs caving in holes and boards missing from the walls. The building has no value to the property owner, but would have removal costs to the owner so they let it remain.
To get to Jake's, go down Highway 127 past the Kentucky monument on the left and turn right after the next double wide.
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When a man rubs KFC hot wings on his genitals and then proceeds to stuff his flaccid pens into his partners mouth so as to poke her cheek.
Gave my girlfriend a Kentucky sidewinder last night - she didn't know whether to recoil in horror or keep eating
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When a girl gives you head while packing some dip
My girlfriend is picking up some Skoal to give me a Kentucky special tonight .
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