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SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.

SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.

by VomitComit May 20, 2020


the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".

"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.

by Indrick Boreale March 31, 2018


The Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

Knights who formerly said "Ni."

We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

by KairiMoonlight May 02, 2009


White Knighting

When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.

While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.

by Spin Shady January 13, 2021


chicago knight

A goon who roams the streets around 3:00 am looking to start some bad shit that will hurt the community.

Yo that nigga ramen a Chicago knight, he no good.

by Mr. Love gee February 23, 2016


Pirate Knight

A subsection of Demoknight, a Pirate Knight Is a person in Team Fortress 2 that plays using the sticky jumper, loose cannon and the Scottish Handshake. They will most likely be found flying around 2fort, getting double-donks constantly.

Snipers watch out, there's a Pirate Knight flying around.

by n_u_m_l_o_k September 06, 2020


avant knight

A person who is very avant gaurd. A trend setter. Someone who dresses differently than the rest. When making fun of fashion and trending, they can be compared to homeless people.

Did you see that avant knight?
Nah man that's just a hobo

He is so trendy!
He's an avant knight

by Dr_professor_zoey October 30, 2013