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Extremely low cut clothes used by women who wish to produce acute Pavlovian Salivation Reflex in desperate-for-sex males.
Promise of fornication without guarantee.
Customer: Is this a too low-cut skirt?
Saleswoman: Yes darling... the perfect rape-me look!
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A person who cannot do anything kind for humanity without looking for validation or forced compliments from somebody. Typical in a narcissistic personality. These are the kind that take pictures/video with the homeless when they're helping them or the ones who have to call their friends just to talk about it.
*Noticing a call coming in*
Me: Ugh, no thank you!
Other friend: Aren't you gonna answer?
Me: God no! She's such a "Look At Me Lily", it's annoying AF.
person 1 “omg who is this idol that is a polite looking nerd?”
person 2 “that’s jinsoul from loona!”
A good looking guy (normally a tool, douche bag or jerk) that is extremely attractive, but you would never date them for the reasons mentioned above.
Girl 1: Look at Ray's Instagram! He's so fine!
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's a tool.
Girl 1: Fun to look at, not to eat, I guess.
When a "Look ma no hands!" goes wrong
Idiot child: -Look ma no hands!
Mom: -Be careful so you don't crash!
Idiot child: -I won't crash, I'll be careful!
*Proceeds to get crushed by a big ass truck*
Idiot child: *crying* -Look ma no legs!
Man, I've been traveling all day and haven't showered I look like a scrub