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Gay men, usually tanned, big (disco tits), stork legs who frequent discos and especially circuit parties without shirts, dazed on various drugs. Sort of what happens to a (twink) when they are no longer malnourished, are older than 23 and no-longer working in retail.
Everyone knows Kip and Blair as a fierce duo of muscle marys because of their flawless tans, huge pectorals, scrawny bird legs and asses that look like sad, sagging and tattered venetian blinds after a hurricane.
58👍 21👎
The main character of the new Mulan and the Star Wars sequels.
Use The force Rey
Use The Chi Mulan
Use The plot device that makes you stronger than everyone, even if they can also use it, Mary Sue
68👍 27👎
Most amazing person I have ever met. Drop dead gorgeous one of a kind girl. There definetly just somthing about Mary that makes everything better. Everyone should be lucky enought to have a Mary in their life, if you dont your missing out!
Guy 1- Dude this party sucks
Guy 2- I know I wish Mary Nguyen was here she would make it better.
38👍 13👎
The greatest girl in the entire world. She has no idea how much she means to me or how much I miss her or that I would do anything to be with her again. The perfect most beautiful woman I have/will ever lay my eyes on; soulmate.
That girl over there, Kelly Marie, is the only girl in the entire world for me.
47👍 17👎
A girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. A Hairy Mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy ass. Be warned. Hairy Marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.
On first sight it looked as though Katrina's hair was flowing over her shoulder. She then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a Hairy Mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.
105👍 44👎
When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.
While he received a Mary Poppins last night; she was singing “ A hand full of penis helps the jizz come up”!
26👍 9👎
Most amazing girl I have ever met. Hot, Pretty, and Nice she is everything that I could want in a girl.
The girl that sits next to me in 2nd Hour. Marie-Elise. Nuff said.
27👍 8👎