Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~
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(Billyus martinus genderless) A weird creature usually found with teeny band Good Charlotte. It is unknown what gender he is, and our scientists are still finding the answer.
See Michelle the Pirate's examples.
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A cross betwen Billie Jean Martin and Ricky Martin, The annoying 90's POP singer, Being a Billie may be cool, but being a Billie Martin is not.
Billie Martin, that girl who looks like Ricky Martin. (at least she doesnt sound like it.)
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The catcher on the MLB team, the Los Angeles Dodgers. Is number 55. Dating the salt of the earth, Marikym Hervieux, his inspiration for life and art.
person 1: Who is Marikym Hervieux dating?
person 2: Only the most excellent player in the MLB, Russell Martin!
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My hot sexy fine husband. He shall marry Jessica and none of you, so back off!!!
Billy Martin, do you take Jessica ______ as your wife? 'I do' ^____^
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Billy Martin is in love with a girl named stephanie and they are going to create a race of hybrid hamster babies to take over the world.
Ahh watch out, Billy Martins hamster babies is going to eat you!
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this word came about when i went to germany and was asked if Lockeed Martin was a "Nigar Factory". So now it is a term i use to refer to black people.
Don't tell the lockeed martin's about this word.
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