Merry ex-mas

This is the way to jokingly which your ex a happy holiday.

Merry ex-mas, Susie!

Lao Gan ma

A brand of chilli liked by John Cena and all worldwide greats

"Hello Weibo! I'm currently shooting a movie and I'm on a break and having a meal.

I cannot use my mobile phone during filming so I'm now filming this (video) because they gave me Lao Gan Ma.

I am not familiar with Lao Gan Ma, but the Chinese say this is an excellent chilli sauce.

So now I use Lao Gan Ma every day on my broccoli. I use a lot of Lao Gan Ma.

This is not an advertisement. I am not related to Lao Gan Ma in any way.

But I think many Chinese like this (the sauce). I'm trying to embrace more Chinese culture.

A lot of Chinese say that Lao Gan Ma is part of Chinese culture so I eat broccoli with Lao Gan Ma every day.

Really, really good. I really like it." -John Cena

du ma

another word that vaguely describes asians (cept krns)

fob: hurro ...*incoherent chinglish*
other person: watta du ma

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Ma Xiao Tiao

马小跳, romanised Ma Xiao Tiao is a character from the Mandarin Chinese textbook used by Secondary One students in Singapore. At some point, the students started simping for Ma Xiao Tiao and making fanart and edits of him, either because they think he's hot or because it's funny.

Also related: Fang Da Peng and Lesbian Table Tennis girl.

Chinese textbooks in my school sold out fast after the girls found out about Ma Xiao Tiao.

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Herk Ma Derk

Herk Ma Derk is code word for jerking off. Teachers won't understand what your saying and is perfect for the in class handy.

Hey could you Herk Ma Derk quick while the teacher isn't looking?

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ma nigga

A best friend that is usually black but white people shouldn't say it "ma nigga"

Aye ma nigga, hows shit?

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Shizzle Ma Nizzle Wizzle Ma Nigger

A long gangster word I translated to: For Sure My Nigger With My Other Nigger. Used as a general show off word with no actual productive meaning. Just like saying a random mix of words ans hoping it impresses others when you say it fast.

Gangster 1: Shizzle ma nizzle wizzle ma nigger!
Gangster 2: What the hell?
Gangster 1: I dunno, just sounds cool...

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