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California circa 1980...To save gas, turning the engine off or putting in idle while coasting downhill.
Yo dude, we're almost out of gas, mexican idle down this hill so we can make it to the gas station.
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when you completely shave your pussy hair off
that girl went mexican hairless
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When your too busy to shower so you take a wash cloth and clean your balls/ass, armpits and face (in that order).
Pinchi Juan must have taken a mexican shower because he smells like shit.
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The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.
I just gave that woman a mexican blindfold and she enjoyed it.
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During sex from behind, male withdraws from the female, calls her father on the phone, and demands that the father wire him $10,000 or else he will commence anal sex with the daughter.
Tried like all get out to do anal with my old lady. Even considered pulling a Mexican Jail!
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When someone accumulates a load of trash over a long period of time, or gets evicted, their trash gets put on the curb for trash pickup. The temptation of wealth and riches draws Mexicans with grocery store carts to dig through every last bit.
They threw several decades of crap from that old attic and put it curbside. Now we have a Mexican Yardsale out front.
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when a male takes a used or unused tampon and shoots it off his dick in a sling shot manner
the man did a mexican slingshot toward his co-worker and was fired
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