A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why
I see a midget minority over there!
You know that means that they are a sec offender right?
Wait, really?
No, not all of them, but most of them
Someone who is unattractively short.
"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."
Extremely small midget. Smaller than the average midget
Person 1: You're so small
Person 2: At least I'm not as small as a mega midget
Smaller than the average height
Person 1: Dude you're really short
Person2: Yeah, well you're a mega midget
When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash
An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.
Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!