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Midget Minority

A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why

I see a midget minority over there!

You know that means that they are a sec offender right?

Wait, really?

No, not all of them, but most of them

by BuffaloNuggs August 31, 2022


Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.

"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."

by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020


Mega Midget

Extremely small midget. Smaller than the average midget

Person 1: You're so small

Person 2: At least I'm not as small as a mega midget

by Kiro Syndrome July 31, 2021


Mega Midget

Smaller than the average height

Person 1: Dude you're really short

Person2: Yeah, well you're a mega midget

by Kiro Syndrome July 30, 2021


Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash

by 5533X3 November 17, 2020


Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021


Fat midget

Flex

Flex is a fat midget

by Not flex March 22, 2022