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More dick than a toilet seat

The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'

That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.

by maninboulder March 29, 2010

103πŸ‘ 1965πŸ‘Ž


more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.

chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm

by Mike March 12, 2004

10πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


I more than love you...

The feeling that overpowers your mind, soul, and body. My every breath is for YOU. I fall asleep thinking of u, I dream the WHOLE night about u, and I wake up for you, just in hopes to see you. My heart BELONGS to u, and beats at the same pace as yours. Without you, I'm lost, and with you, EVERY moment is complete BLISS. When I see or even think about seeing you, the butterflies are uncontrollable and my heart stops beating. You & God are the ONLY people keeping me sain, and are the only ones that I NEED & WANT in my life. When we kiss I get lost in a trance, OUR own world. You make me SENSLESS but all the same time ALL of my senses are fixed upon you! If you are happy regardless if it is will me I will be happy. I would sacrifice everything for you. YOU change the hurt others have made in my life. You made me have HOPE that my life can be how we imagined. I want to be your wife and mother of your children.YOU changed that and made me realize how HAPPY I could be if I had that with YOU. It hurts to be away from you & I CAN'T fall asleep without hearing YOUR voice everynight. I remember your EVERY word, and I can't ever forget your smile but everytime you DO smile it makes me fall IN LOVE with you all over again as if I was seeing u for the first time. Everything I do revolves around you, for you complete me. YOU are MY other half. You are my ETERNITY. My ALWAYS. Letting you go will NEVER ever be an option, Never giving up is my ONLY option.

Baby I more than love you... For eternity & always.

by Sandra Krystal Reid September 11, 2014

117πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


more ass than a toilet seat

a)used to explain how much ass someone gets; how much they get laid
b)this phrase is used in eminems popular "shake that"

Man, Brenda did me 3 times today! Lately ive been getting more ass than a toilet seat!

by swimma101 May 27, 2006

55πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


I gotta have more cowbell

A facebook user group whose purpose is the encouragement of facebook content and humor revolving around the satirical cowbell metaphor made popular in a Saturday Night Live skit. The SNL classic mocks Blue Oyster Cult members (played by Will Farrell, Chris Kattan, Horatio Sands and Jimmy Fallon) in the recording studio where they are laying down "Don't Fear The Reaper" with record producer, Bruce Dickenson (played by guest host, Christopher Walken) who advises the fellas that they are going to want that cowbell in their sound and the track could use a little more cowbell to an already "cowbell prevalent" song.

A (subliminal) tool used to politely suggest to your long lost pal to add some content to their facebook profile.

The classic request for more facebook content.

A facebook classic.

Glad to see you on facebook, here is a link to my favorite user group.

This group was made for you.

About your profile, I gotta have more cowbell!

by mortgagecommitments March 29, 2010

40πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Who loves who more

It is scientifically proven that Savannah loves Lucinda more then Lucinda loves Savannah.

Lucinda: β€œI love you more”
Savannah β€œI love you more and it’s in the urban dictionary so shut the fuck up and I win the war of who loves who more. Also that rhymes.”

by soggytoenailedfaggot February 6, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


kaia loves aidan more

fact

kaia loves aidan more: fact.

by penisfart26 May 11, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž