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A friend that makes you feel better with advice/hugs while also baking you home-made muffins.
That girl over there... she's my personal Home Muffin.
When a new inmate becomes involuntarily intimate with their cellmate
The judge sentenced Leroy to seven and a half years as Bubba's bunk muffin.
Used as an insult for a girl who is flat
Is very offensive
Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins”
Girl:”Bitch wtf”
The over all pleasure of oral,taking your tongue swirling it in a variety of different movements,from many positions, feeling that you can't have enough of it.
I finally got to enjoy the muffins of this girl i was really into and it was the best
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An Old Ugly Lady who Yells at Little Kids for Being In Her Yard. She is very unattractive and looks like a dying llama
Sag Muffin: Get out of the crik!!
Malachi: No!
Jack: Go die
Sag Muffin: Ill kill myself!
Joey: GOOD!
A lesbian who can get a straight woman to cheat on her husband by sleeping with her.
Damn, Susan is a total muffin smuggler.
It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.