Dude I'm so high right now

Said usually by first time smokers or smokers of a powerful strain

Dude I'm so high right now. Mixing green crack with cat piss and blue widow creates awesome!

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I need dick in my ass now

When you are extra gay, and are feeling extra horny.

Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.

turkey flavored now n later

toe sweat

dude u really need to handle ur turkey flavored now n laters

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I Starscream am now leader of the decepticons

Starscream When He Kills Megatron-Usually Doesn't Last Long.

Starscream: I Starscream am now leader Of The decepticons
Megatron:I'm Alive!

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Can you see me now?

To wiggle one's fingers behind an individual's head who's eyes protrude farther than normal, assuming excellent peripheral vision. The words, "Can you see me now?" Should be spoken while performing this act.

*wiggle fingers behind and to the side of victim* "Hey Josh, can you see me now?"

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you can go now, if you want

A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.

"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want."

"Wow... Such a dick."

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You can now play as Luigi

A meme originated from Super Mario Galaxy after one of the Lumas brutally die. It’s a meme with text saying “You can now play as Luigi.” The text is said after a sad ending is played.

“Mr. Stark… I don’t feel so good.”
You can now play as Luigi.

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