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dutch nap

Dutch Calvinists do not work on the Lord's Day - it is a day of rest. After a hearty midday meal, the entire family retires to their respective bedrooms to take a nap, and consequently most of their children are conceived on Sunday afternoon while the parents take a "Dutch nap".

Don't bother mom and dad; they are taking a Dutch nap.

by MayaPinion February 3, 2019


college nap

A daytime nap where the last thing on either parties mind is sleeping.

Rainy days are perfect for a college nap.

by Yetilove November 30, 2020


Crackhead Nap

When you allow yourself to dose off for a few seconds then wake up COMPLETELY energized

" Zoie never sleeps she just takes crackhead naps "

by Z-Power November 17, 2019


Rockstar Nap

falling asleep after a hard night of partying which involved either heavy drug use or alcohol consumption and then waking up in a pool of your own excrement. i.e. vomit, urine, or feces.

Chad: Hey, has anyone seen Russell? he was snorting coke and doing shots all night long!

Matt: He's over here in the corner choking on his own vomit!

Chad: Oh snap! lay him on his side, dude is wakin up from his Rockstar Nap!

by white man in black suit September 11, 2010


Snake nap

A nap after eating a large meal. Like the postprandial rest/digest phase after a snake ingests a large meal.

"That burger was epic, I'm going to need a snake nap after finishing it".

by RLJ86 July 13, 2021


dad nap

A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm

Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.

by Mo1996 October 8, 2020


Naps Girl

A naps girl is a drop dead gorgeous young lady with insane talent and a kind heart. Naps Girls always put others before themselves and are very religious. They are every boy's dream girl and the envy of other school girls. You will notice traits in a Naps Girl that you will not find in any random school in Trinidad. They take pride in everything they do and do it successfully and with such grace. You will find yourself wanting and wanting to be a Naps Girl when you see her. They are perfectly well-rounded and perfectly sculpted.

Naps Girl

by Jasmine Rockett November 21, 2011

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