acronym name

Person who has a dumb name and is so embarassed that they replace their names with stupid acronyms.

Adrian: Whatsup Gaylord.

Gaylord: My friends and family call me G.L.

Adrian: Ok, Gaylord. That acronym name is gayer then "gaylord".

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Bar name

The simplified version of their real name that pretty much anyone who doesn't have a totally White-bread name comes up with to give out when (loud, white) people at bars, clubs, etc. come up and ask what their names are.

Useful for avoiding annoying, endless repeated attempts by the asker to 'get the name right', or avoiding the inevitable "So where are you from? ...So where are you *really* from?" questions.

Almost always only a syllable or two, and easy to shout in someone's ear when the music is loud.

Often a middle name or something that the person doesn't normally go by.

"Hi, I'm Shan!" -Bar name of Shaniqua

"Hey man, I'm Zee, nice to meet you" -Bar name of Zaid

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Name That Tool

A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you loose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.

Hey Name That Tool...Is it a Flat head? Nope, guess again...

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Name Slangin'

Spreading other peoples' business of gossiping

Stop name slangin' her secrets in the streets!

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me name be

equivalent of "My Name is".

Check it!
Me name be Gore Vidal

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Easty (name)

easty is a nickname for a person that lives on the east coast and last name relates to east

david Eastman from New york, Jack Eastaland from Sydney....ect
Easty (name)

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No need for a name

You have sex with a girl you are not dating. When you finish you take a 10 dollar bill out of your wallet and lay it on the table. Then you pee in her hair and use it to wash your feet.

I wanted her to know that this was only a one night thing so i gave her a "no need for a name."

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