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Last night we slapped and clapped
I gave her the slap and clap
A sarcastic "good for you but we dont give a fuck" clap.
I came in first place!
*golf clap*
A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.
Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.
When a woman has gonorrhea and the yellow discharge drips out of her pussy and dries into little balls on her public hair
She took her panties off and I could see yellow clap nuggets hanging off her muff
One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
The act of clapping anyone and anything
Bro Melissa wanted me to come thru tonight!
Awww man go for it, Clap nation!