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The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.
Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?
Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!
November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.
Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!
November 6th: A day where Jared Block can be attacked verbally in any way shape or form as long as there is no physical violence involved.
So glad to be alive on this day, National Attack Jared Block Day, where we can call Jared any mean name in the book and not be reprimanded. #thankful
After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.
Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.
A bitch ass who’s parents buy him everything who can’t say shit to people’s face because he knows he’ll get his ass kicked
I am Jared Reeves
bald.
Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.