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This is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn't get it.
It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)
The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.
Jessie: "I can't believe you gave me DIET PEPSI you asshole!"
Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."
Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"
Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."
Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"
Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."
Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing
Malcolm: "..."
Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"
Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"
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The act of taking the eyes of a chicken, a chunk of salmon, and some dog fesis, and putting them in a blender or mashing them together in a bowl with a spoon. Afterwards, taking the now brown slimy 'liquid' and covering it on the head of your, or your partners penis. The partner will then proceed to suck the 'liquid' off of the head of the penis.
Nate did the T-Triple D (Tree-Dong-Dolphin-Dive) with that nasty slut last night!
I heard that the T-Triple D can make you sick as shit!
When me and my boyfriend did the T-Triple D, I must have sucked 2 pounds off of him!
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When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull out, and attempt to put it in her ass. She turns back to look at you and u qickly ejaculate in her face and she comes to a sticky surprise and cries, "enhhh, enhhh, enhhh, enhhh."
"yo, i dirty dolphin with extra watered chloe so hard last night, she could'nt let go of me"
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Dolphin is a company. They make bathrooms. These bathrooms are for people who need special care. Therefore, they are called dolphin special care bathrooms.
This is a way of calling a person a retard.
A child was rolling around on the floor screaming and being rather odd. Sally said "Go to your dolphin special care bathroom".
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The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.
Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!
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The most successful team in the South West of England, which competes in the BWWPL. SWINDON DOLPHINS. A WAY OF LIFE.
"Did you watch the SWINDON DOLPHIN WATER POLO TEAM play yesterday?"
"yes, they were astonishing!"
Also know as "bonding" is when a dolphin and a vampire spend time together and occasionally are affectionate while doing so.
Ex: dolphin and vampire spending time together ~ Anailis and pinto spend time together
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