turn on the dark

To turn off the lights, draw the blinds, etc. To create darkness in the room, as opposed to turning on the lights.

We're going to watch a movie, TURN ON THE DARK!!

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dark business

When two people hate each other for no reason other than to hate each other, or when people talk behind each other's backs, or when people get in stupid fights just to get into a stupid fight.

See drama.

Mike: Charlie really hates you, doesn't he?
Jim: Yeah for sure.
Mike: Why?
Jim: Just some stupid dark business.

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Dark treant

Dark treants are twisted, animated trees that drink the blood of living things. their natural wood exterior makes them difficult to hurt.

a dark treant looks like a tree but when you least expect it it is eating you.

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Dark Vader

What Europeans (especially French) call "Darth Vader" - because they have a hard time pronouncing "th". This name is legit for European languages.

French citizen: "Dark Vader is my favorite character in 'Guerres de Etoiles'."

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Dark Knight

A variation of the hometown classic, to pull a "Dark Knight" is to pick up a guy (or girl) in your hometown, take them to your parents house, and seduce them using the 2008 film as bait.

Once back at your parents crib, you gotta slip into something sexy under the guise of comfort (usually a kimono), making a wardrobe change from formal to nightware, much like from bruce wayne to batman. After that, it's just a matter of banging on your parent's couch while using the movie's explosive soundtrack to mask the noise.

this guy wasn't into banging at my mom's house, but he was a total dork so I figured I'd pull a dark knight.

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The Dark Lord

-also My Lord; reference made to evil sorcerer Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series, by his followers, the Death Eaters.

"The Dark Lord is coming for you."

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Dark Knighty

A runescape legend who has over 50 million attack exp. He's a racist asshole but its funny to watch.

Wow Dark knighty just flamed that intro

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