knee game

A game played, usually by intoxicated teenagers, involving attempting to tag your opponents knees while he does the same, often results in falling down and or scoring big time.

I probably shouldn't have played the knee game after chugging all that cheap scotch and shotgunning all that lucky

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do the knees

doin the knees involves walking extremley fast. almost like running, but the action still falls under the category of walking. such as bending your knees as you walk so that you can stretch your legs as far as possible.

Hey Matt, Do the knees!!!

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take a knee

The act of kneeling down on one knee while pointing a finger towards the sky and pounding an alcoholic beverage of choice. The taking of knees can be passed out between comrades drinking, however once you command the taking of a knee the person taking the knee is free to return the favor. "Knees" are taken for many reasons including to get drunk, to celebrate, or as competition.

Mike to Ryan (who has a freshly opened beer)- "Ryan take a knee"

Ryan- kneels to the ground points his finger towards the heavens and pounds his beer.

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bees knees

The humorous word Lorence said in the movie "School of Rock".

Beez kneez?

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Knee Slapper

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.


2)said after something funny and stupid happens.

1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"



2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"

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knee capping

to lick someone's knee caps with your tongue while having sexual intercourse. usually attempted when extremely drunk and unable to attempt anything else.

he was knee capping me last night.

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bees knees

another way of spelling "business" and pronounced "beez-neez" in a Latin-European way...

"Man, that new bike is really the business!"
"She obviously thinks that hairstyle makes her the business."

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