selling me

To make some lose a game or to lose something they wanted

Pass me the ball your selling me

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Me date

An enjoyable evening spent alone where one treats themselves as if they were their own date.

I love Me Dates; no awkward conversation, I always enjoy the company, and I put out.

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kill me

yeah,sure i'll kill you!

kill me,i wanna die,i can't deal with my life anymore...HELP ME

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Windows ME

It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!

*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*

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Make me

Females usual say this when they want sex. It Is used in a very sarcastic Type of way.

Boy: can you shut up lol.
Girl: Make me!

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me hole

An expression common in Ireland. Similar to 'my ass'.
A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't funny enough for the fun loving Irish.

IKEA??? Simple Assembly me hole!

Macs just work, me hole!

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it's not you, it's me

I no longer find you attractive, but I can't say that because then I'll feel guilty. Oh, by the way, good riddance.

Girl: Listen, Harry, we need to talk...

Harry: huhuhuh whatfor sexy hot girl?

Girl: Look... it's not you, it's me. I don't think this is working out.

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